Thursday, May 10, 2012

Things NOT to do when you are holidaying in Malaysia



Just a quick note of advice to all foreign friends who perchance to visit our fair shores. Never Ever give THE BIRD (ie. your third middle finger) to locals, especially locals of the blue blood variety. This is an extremely offensive gesture which will lead to your being physically assaulted and punished in all manner of violence until you have come to know your place. The denizens of Malaysia, especially our blue bloods, will countenance not receiving THE BIRD from foreigners. You have been warned.