An Open letter to any kind-hearted and generous investors out there

PLEASE come and invest in our stock market, our industries, our economy. We haven't had a half-decent Initial Public Offering in years and the much touted IPOs that have passed are but teensy-weensy insignificant has-beens of companies stripped of their most valuable assets. Many good quality listed companies are being taken private by people not much interested in our stock market (and who can blame them)? Basically, what we have is a lemons market. And there is so much money going abroad and not coming back that we're basically almost broke. Or we would be but for the saving grace of our balance-of-payments and trade surplus. And oil. And so, without much further ado...HAYEEELP!!!!!!