"I am King Jaffee-Joffer, ruler of Zamunda. I am looking for my son Akeem".We are so pleased to welcome His Most Excellent Majesty, King Jaffee-Joffer of Zamunda (pic inset) to Malacca.
His Majesty shall drop by at the Baba House and the Kapitan Keling mosque followed by luncheon at McDowell's and thereafter journey on down to the southern borough of Singapore.
All donations of flower petals and adulations for His Majesty are welcomed.
His Majesty's visit to Malacca (fully escorted by an ensemble of VVIP police outriders) is occasioned by a telegraphic request for more money from his son Prince Akeem's aide Semi who currently resides in a fancy apartment somewhere in Malacca whilst Prince Akeem continues to occupy the modest, lower floor apartment unit poorly furnished and infested by vermin and dirt which they moved in soon after arriving and discarding off their princely robes to dress as the locals do.
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